"You're really cute but I'm gonna be honest your mannerisms make me feel like I'm talking to a kid on GaiaOnline circa 2010s and it's really off-putting..."
"vanta is the quintessential fediverse punk"
"I can't tell how much of your behavior is just how you normally are, or if it's the fact you're so high you're on another planet right now"
"You have great tits and pockets that will fit a fucking steam deck"
"mama warned me about girls like you. I'm glad she was right"